dampsandwich:

the entire school was burning down and i had to pull the fire alarm. i sprinted over to it. there was writing on it in permanent ink. it said: if you pull this down you are gay. no way was i pulling the fire alarm anymore

temple-of-time:

When you see a typo on your text post a millisecond before it posts

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foodnun:

you may hate me but im on your mind 24/7

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rolan-pard:

“every time you post something online the entire world sees it”

yeah then explain to me why my post doesn’t have more notes


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adevelopingprodigy:

wwruska:

REAL Lesbians React to Lesbian Porn!

I’m laughing so hard oh my god

LMAO! Clearly made for men. I thought everyone already knew that..


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